Wednesday, July 30, 2014

B:I have certain thoughts, and i want to share,
    I want to  share ,because I care.
   I wish to enlighten here, one and all,
   These girls are a nuisance, please ! do not get appalled!

G:Excuse me !!!!
God made man and had a thought better,
A draft is made before the final letter,
The specimens called boys are so ready to dare,
They are mere blow ups, this I DECLARE !

B:Oh  my  dear ! look who is speaking!
  You can find these ladies , always busy shopping.
 “OH wow! That dress! O wow that bag!,
 Ooh la la that lipstick ! Oh my !that earring!”

G:And boys  ! Oh my God ! I’m sure you have seen,
To impress the girls, they are always so keen,
They dowse themselves with perfumes and deos
And punk their hair, even if they look cameos!

B: Oh my dear ! Look who is speaking,
They wear stilettos and almost reach the ceiling
That’s another thing, they can’t balance the act
They wobble like ostrich, yes ! That’s a fact !

G:And what about them, these Lilliputian heroes !
In their score card , there are so many zeroes,
to puff up their bodies, they work in a gym
and walk like Mike Tyson, even if they are thin.

B: These girls can reach the moon
These girls can scale  the seas
But they will scream their throat out
If they see a honey bee.
G: They boast and brag and have no brains,
To tolerate their talks, it’s really a pain,
They are obsessed with cars and latest mobikes,
They look like dinosaurs when they make spikes.
B: the whole world knows , who buys most cosmetics, their beauty is just bought, that’s simple statistics,
They fight for their equality but want some seats reserved
The label weaker sex is rightly deserved!
G.:Look who is talking , look who is here
The women rule the world, this I declare!
B: Please solve our tussle, O my judges dear !
Give your fine judgment, for you are so fair !